.:This is How I Disappear and Live My Life Alone:.


An entry follows the surveys, I promise.

Do you have the following in your room?

Condoms:   No
Tampons:   No
Mobile phone:  Yeah
Chair/stool:  Yeah
Shelves:  Yes
Dresser:  Mhmm
Computer:  Yup
Pictures:  Yeah
Mirror:  Yus.
Baseball bat:  No
Skateboard:  No
Clothes:  Everywhere
Surfboard:  No
Smoke detector:  No, it’s in the hallway right outside
Musical Instrument:  Guitar
Locking door:  Sadly, no
Bottle of water:  several
Blacklight:  no
Medals/ribbons:  no
CDs:  Yep
Flag:  Yes, but it isn’t American, it’s a pirate flag!
Stop sign/any sign:   Um there’s a sign outside the door that says “Dead men tell no tales” or something with my name on it… pirates like
Real gun:  No
Cigarettes:  No
Pot:  No
Any drug:  M&Ms?
Books:  Yes
Xbox:  No
Playstation:  No
Gamecube:  Yes
Wii:  No
Gameboy :  Yep, SP and DS.
Stereo :   Something like that
Television :  Yes
Lighter :  Yup
How many windows do you have in your room?  Two
What color are your bed sheets?  Tiger striped
Has the opposite sex been in your room before?  Yes
Has the opposite sex been on your bed?  Yes
Who usually sleeps in your bed other than you? No one

Cell Phone Questions:

What is your current ringtone? 
Default is Two Weeks by All That Remains. But I have some ringtones set for certain people
What is your current wallpaper? 
Full Metal Alchemist
Do you own a picture phone? 
If so, what was the last picture you took? 
I haven’t taken one with this phone
Go to your inbox and type what the 10th text message says? 
“I just found another one… Oneshot it. Nooo”  – Tara talking about Pikachu
How many contacts do you have on your phone? 
Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone? 
What service do you have?  
At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service? 
Liike 7. Nice.
Who’s on your speed dial numbers? 
Daveface, Liz, Ali, Tara, Home, Parents
Do you have voicemail? 
How many contacts do you have that start with J- Who are they? 
8. Jake, Jason, Jen, Jess D, Jim, JJ, John, Judy
Who do you call the most?  
mmmm, I don’t know. Either my mom or Daveface
How many text messages do you get a month? 
Oh my gosh I have no idea.
Can you send pictures? 
What are the first 2 digits to your number?
Go to your SENT texts..what does the first one say? 
“The bowling thing doesn’t start til 10 so we can hang out before then”
What about the 15th? 
“I dunno. The weather’s not looking so nice for driving. We’ll see.”
Who’s the last person that you called?  
My voicemail
Last person that texted you? 
Last person you added to your contacts? 
I don’t remember
How many minutes are on your plan? 
I’m not sure. We have rollover
Go down to your 5th contact, who is it? 
Sir Brad
Wanna give out your number?
Ahh no.

Alright. So here’s another wonderful reason why my job sucks.  There’s a limit on how many people can request a certain day off. I believe it’s 5.  Well.  I decide… my 21st birthday is a month away.  I might want to request my days off early to make sure I get it.  Since I’m having festivities on both the 25th and the 26th, the best idea would be to take the 26th and 27th off so I don’t have to worry about getting up early when I know I’m gonna be out partying.  Makes sense.  As it turns out, Mayhem Fest is on July 26th.  Several people from my work have plans to attend.  Thus, making it nearly impossible for me to be allowed to have that day off.  You know what I say, fuckers?  Mayhem Fest will be back next year. I’m only going to turn 21 once.  So take your stupid ticket and rip it to shreds and get your ass into your shitty crew uniform and work because I’m celebrating this with my friends.

I am NOT working on my birthday.



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