So, I had something different in mind for today, but I still have photos to take to finish it off. So, this is what all the cool YouTubers are doing right now. I’m not a YouTuber but I still want to be cool so let’s make this happen. So this is a survey of “firsts”.
Also, I’ve been drinking. Because you know. Friday night. So let’s hope the answers make sense.
I honestly don’t feel like looking it up but I think it was something like “trying this twitter thing out” or something like that.
first youtube video?
“Playing with Fire” in which my friends and I were hanging out and playing with fire and shooting each other with arisoft guns
First person you subscribed to on youtube?
I think it might have been Tobuscus?
First Facebook profile pic?
The first one that shows up on my Facebook is a picture of my guinea pig, Drakula. He was such a good boy.
Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Nope. Nope. Nope. We are not on talking terms, nope.
What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
A wine cooler of some sort. Probably in the Smirnoff ice category.
What was your FIRST job?
I was an IMS tutor at my school’s computer lab. It was awesome because I never had to do anything.
What was your FIRST car?
1985 Ford Escort Station Wagon . Her name was Micha. I miss her but I do love my current car.
Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
James. As per usual.
Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
I can’t remember so we’ll go with James.
Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
You know, I’m not going to even attempt to spell her last name. But it was super Polish. And she was a super bitch. One time, she randomly said “Jessica stop” when I wasn’t even doing anything. It was my only real memory of her but I know for a fact that for someone who gets to play with kids all day she was kind of a cuntface.
Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Uhhhh I think it was Forida.
Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
My first best friend was Katie (now known as Dolce Vita or Katie Gaga) and we don’t really talk as often as we’d like but we do still talk here and there.
Where was your FIRST sleep over?
What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Let the dog out of her cage. She doesn’t like storms…
What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
FIRST broken bone?
I’ll let you know when that happens.
Ears when I was 7.
FIRST foreign country you’ve gone to?
I guess that would be St. Thomas. But that’s a virgin island, right? So can it really be considered foreign?
FIRST movie you remember seeing?
When was your FIRST detention?
It was in 7th grade. And it was because I forgot a book. Yeah. Why were my teachers such cuntfaces?
Who was your FIRST roommate?
Does my sister count?
If you had one wish, what would it be?
That I could leave my god forsaken spit of a job and be a successful photographer so I can live in an awesome house with my boyfriend and 4 dogs. And maybe some babies.
What was the first sport you were involved in?
Tae Kwon Do. Black belt, bitches.
What is the first thing you do when you get home?
Take. My. Mother. Fucking. Socks. Off.
When was your first kiss?
I guess most people remember this because it was super special and all… but I honestly don’t.
So that’s my list of firsts. I think tomorrow I will work on getting the actual planned post up. But for tonight… that’s all.
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