The 20 Facts… Again.

A few years ago, I posted 20 Facts about me because that tag was going around Facebook. It was a trend a few years before that as well. I haven’t seen it in awhile, but I kind of wanted to do it again because I like to see how much I’ve changed over the years. See how many facts I come up with that are the same, and how many might never have come up before.

  1. I knew in 8th grade that I wanted to be a photographer.
  2. I have a black belt in Taekwondo.
  3. I cry when I think about abandoned puppies and I wish I could adopt every puppy and make them feel safe and loved.
  4. I get the hiccups instantly after eating something spicy.
  5. I hate shrimp. I dislike most seafood, but I detest shrimp.
  6. I strive every day to ensure that my anxiety doesn’t define me.
  7. I can’t whistle.
  8. Eyeballs are gross. End of story.
  9. I wish I was more of a gamer than I actually am. I know that’s weird. Like the solution is simple, play more games. But I don’t know, I value sleep and other things more, I guess.
  10. I don’t like bars.
  11. I think garlic bread is like, my favorite thing ever.
  12. I’d say my biggest pet peeve is when someone treats me like I’m stupid, or makes me feel stupid.
  13. I’m self-conscious about my coffee breath.
  14. Earwigs make me want to puke.
  15. I have a slight Pokemon obsession.
  16. I have never been to Disney World. :-/
  17. I wish I was bi-lingual. Specifically, I wish I knew German.
  18. When I was little I really wished I had a twin. I didn’t have an imaginary friend, I had an imaginary twin sister.
  19. I sometimes feel inferior to my smart friends.
  20. I’m very good at procrastinating.

That’s it. 20 Facts, as of right now.  Who I am today is way different than who I was a few years ago, and it’s just really interesting to go back and see that.

I had other plans for what I was gonna blog but I am not sure that I’ll have time to shoot it before I leave for vacation.  If I do, I’ll post it but if I don’t it’ll have to wait awhile.

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-J

Firsts!

So, I had something different in mind for today, but I still have photos to take to finish it off. So, this is what all the cool YouTubers are doing right now. I’m not a YouTuber but I still want to be cool so let’s make this happen.  So this is a survey of “firsts”.

Also, I’ve been drinking. Because you know. Friday night. So let’s hope the answers make sense.


first tweet?
I honestly don’t feel like looking it up but I think it was something like “trying this twitter thing out” or something like that.

first youtube video?
“Playing with Fire” in which my friends and I were hanging out and playing with fire and shooting each other with arisoft guns

First person you subscribed to on youtube?
I think it might have been Tobuscus?

First Facebook profile pic?
The first one that shows up on my Facebook is a picture of my guinea pig, Drakula. He was such a good boy.

Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
Nope. Nope. Nope. We are not on talking terms, nope.

What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
A wine cooler of some sort. Probably in the Smirnoff ice category.

What was your FIRST job?
I was an IMS tutor at my school’s computer lab. It was awesome because I never had to do anything.

What was your FIRST car?
1985 Ford Escort Station Wagon . Her name was Micha. I miss her but I do love my current car.

Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
James. As per usual.

Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
I can’t remember so we’ll go with James.

Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
You know, I’m not going to even attempt to spell her last name. But it was super Polish. And she was a super bitch. One time, she randomly said “Jessica stop” when I wasn’t even doing anything. It was my only real memory of her but I know for a fact that for someone who gets to play with kids all day she was kind of a cuntface.

Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Uhhhh I think it was Forida.

Who was your FIRST best friend & do you still talk?
My first best friend was Katie (now known as Dolce Vita or Katie Gaga) and we don’t really talk as often as we’d like but we do still talk  here and there.

Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Katie’s house?

What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Let the dog out of her cage. She doesn’t like storms…

What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Spice Girls

FIRST broken bone?
I’ll let you know when that happens.

FIRST piercing?
Ears when I was 7.

FIRST foreign country you’ve gone to?
I guess that would be St. Thomas. But that’s a virgin island, right? So can it really be considered foreign?

FIRST movie you remember seeing?
Lion King

When was your FIRST detention?
It was in 7th grade. And it was because I forgot a book. Yeah. Why were my teachers such cuntfaces?

Who was your FIRST roommate?
Does my sister count?

If you had one wish, what would it be?
That I could leave my god forsaken spit of a job and be a successful photographer so I can live in an awesome house with my boyfriend and 4 dogs. And maybe some  babies.

What was the first sport you were involved in?
Tae Kwon Do. Black belt, bitches.

What is the first thing you do when you get home?
Take. My. Mother. Fucking. Socks. Off.

When was your first kiss?
I guess most people remember this because it was super special and all… but I honestly don’t.


So that’s my list of firsts. I think tomorrow I will work on getting the actual planned post up. But for tonight… that’s all.

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-J

Revenge of the Survey

I finished my presentation on color theory and presented it in class today. I think I did well.  The teacher said I did a good job and that she thought color theory was a tough topic.  I didn’t think it was all that tough since I had art classes before. It was focusing on the project that was the hard part for me. Now that I’m done I can chill here and fill out a survey, stolen from Tebor. (Usually it’s the other way around.)

How do you say your name?
If you need help pronouncing “Jessi” I will pray for your soul

Someone tells you they love you, you say?
Depends on who it is, if it’s close friends, family, or the boy, I’d say “I love you too”

What do you currently hear right now?
The TV from the living room.

Do you wear make up?
From time to time.

Do you and your bestfriend look anything alike?
Not really.

Do you have a funny laugh?
Not that I’m aware of

Are you happy?
Mostly, yes.

Are you a nice person?
I do try.

Is it okay to kiss on the 3rd date?
Yeah.

Excited for anything?
The weekend is looking really good.

Do you miss anyone?
Kind of missing the boy. I want to cuddle with him now that I can give him my full undivided attention since I’m done with my project.

Do you like to make the first move?
That would be a no.

When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
Today

Do you lose interest in someone easy?
Not really.  If you make it past three weeks with me, I’ve pretty much decided that I want to keep you around.

How many best friends have you had through out your life?
A few.

Boys are always good with their words, am I right?
Not really.

Are you going to get hurt by a girl/guy anytime soon?
Really hope not.

Are you the type of person who likes to be out or home?
I’m always out with friends but I really enjoy relaxing at home as well.  I feel like my bed and I don’t have the close relationship that we used to.

The last time you felt honestly broken?
Awhile ago.

Will someone read this?
Someone’s bound to.

Are you friends with your best friends ex?
I wouldn’t say friends. More like people that will comment on one another’s Facebook if it’s interesting.

Who else is in the room with you?
The doggie.

How is your hair right now?
Still have bed hair.

Where is the biggest scar on your body?
We’re gonna skip this one.

Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Can I? Probably. Do I want to? Nah.

What is something that you realized today?
That people suck.  Oh wait, I knew that.

Think a lot before you fall asleep?
Oh yeah

Is the person you have feelings for at least a bit cute?
Totally.

Where is the one boy/girl you want to see the most right now?
Probably at his house

Are you happy with the way things are going?
Yeah, sure.

Ever given your ALL to someone who walked away?
Indeed.

What is one thing you’d love to happen tomorrow?
To get off work at 3 instead of 4.

Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Sure. Doesn’t everyone have them?

Do you secretly love someone?
It’s no secret, I love James.

Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you’ll get it?
No.

Do you trust all of your friends?
I trust them all to different degrees. I trust some of them as far as I can throw them. I trust some of them with secrets. And I trust others with my life.

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Absolutely

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Maybe.

Would you honestly say you’d risk your life for someone else?
Depends on the someone.

Is your life anything like it was 2 years ago?
No.

Think back to this time last year, were you happy?
Ish.

Is there someone you think about every single day?
Yes.

Freedom or safety?
Yes.

Lazy Day

I don’t feel like moving today.  Just gonna lie here and fill out a survey.

1. Where’s your number one on your top 8?
Top 8? You mean people still use Myspace? I think Angela is my number one on Myspace.

2. What is your favorite possession?
Zune

3. Do you own a gun?
No sir.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Stop being lame and actually come hang out with us.

5. Do you get nervous before doctors appointments?
I guess

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Not really a fan actually.

7. What’s your favorite Christmas song?
Carol of the Bells

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee

9. Can you do push ups?
Mhm. Not that many but yes.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yeah

11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
I’m rather fond of my dragon claw necklace from Ren Fair.

12. Do you take painkillers?
Aspirin when I have bad cramps.
 
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Uh.. what?

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
I don’t have… hey look that’s shiny!

15. Still have a birthmark?
I think so. I can’t actually see it because it’s on the back of my neck so I don’t really know.

16. What are you doing tonight?
Gaming.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
I really wanna make a necklace. I wonder when my boy will text me?  Glee was pretty awesome, I need to watch some more.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Stars that I can glue to things. Food. Oil filter & oil.

19. Name 3 things you drink regularly:
Coffee, water, gatorade

20. Are you on a diet?
No sir.

21. Who’s number one on your top 8?
You asked me that already.

22. Current worry:
I wanna find a roommate.

23. Current hate:
Same as it’s been for awhile.

24.Favorite place to be:
Anywhere with friends, really.

25. How did you bring in the New Year?
Got drunk and passed out right before we were about to watch the movie I wanted to watch ahaha

26. Where would you like to go?
Right now? Nowhere. I want to stay right here.

27. Why do you wanna go there?
Because I don’t feel good and I just want to lay down.

28. What shirt are you wearing?
Wearing James’ hoodie.

29. What is your current relationship status?
Happily taken by my love.

30. Favorite color(s)?
Pink and black

31. Would you be a pirate?
Yep arrrrggh

32. Are you gay?
Yeah I’m in love with your mother.

33. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Bed bugs? >.<

35. What’s in your pockets right now?
Nada. I’m in my jammies.

36. What are you going to do after this?
Roll over.

37. Who do you want to be with right now?
Me.  Although I wouldn’t complain if James came over to see me.

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
Uhhhh… I don’t know.

39. Best feeling in the world?
Cuddling

40. Worst feeling in the world?
When someone you care about doesn’t love you anymore.

41. Who is your loudest friend?
Miss Lizzy or maybe James.

42. Who is your quietest friend?
I don’t know I think I’m the quiet on in either group.

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Maybe

44 Do you wish on shooting stars?
I only recently saw my first shooting star and I didn’t make a wish on it.

45. What is your favorite food?
Bacon

46. What is your favorite candy?
Hershey’s kisses

47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
“As the World Falls Down” by David Bowie from Labyrinth.

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
“I Can Only Imagine” by MercyMe

49. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Leaving the boy’s house.

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Grabbed my laptop which was already on my bed.

I found a necklace yesterday that I’ve had lying around.  I like the design of it but I don’t like the color scheme. I bet I could re-create a necklace like this one and I really want to. But that requires movement.  >.<

Survey Time!

Waiting to see the boy and filling this out to kill time.

Ever Kissed someone you didn’t like?
Why would I kiss someone I didn’t like…

What did you last have to drink?
Water.

Do you love the last person you texted?
Yup. He’s one of my best friend.

Who made you cry last?
Er.. I dunno?

Ever though a dream was real?
Yup.

Do you love someone?
Yes.

Does I Love you mean something?
It does when I say it. And it should when anyone does.

Who did you last call?
Apparently, work.

What’s your best friends middle name?
Which one’s?

What do you regret doing at FAR too young?
Heh.

Fave fruit?
Strawberry.

Ever Smoked/Drank?
Yes/yes

Are you gay?
No sir.

Do you wanna get married?
Yep.

How much is in your wallet?
A pitiful amount, I’m sure.
**
And hey, let’s do another one.
**
When’s the last time you ran?
Hmmm… I don’t know.

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Most of them do.

What are you dreading right now?
Work on Sunday?

Do you celebrate 420?
No sir.

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
Negative.

If anyone came to your house on your “lazy days” what would ya’ll do?
Movie time?

Who last grabbed your ass?
I don’t recall the last time my ass was grabbed.

Have you ever been on your school’s track team?
That would be a yes. But it was a private school where they just let anyone join whatever regardless of how good you are.  And I sucked.

Do you own a pair of Converse?
They’re not legit.

Did you copy and paste this survey?
Yus.

Do you eat raw cookie dough?
Not really. I’m not opposed to though.

Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
Nope.

Don’t you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?
God yes!!!!

Do you watch Trading Spaces?
I used to occasionally

How do you eat oreos?
I twist them apart and I eat the cookie with less filling first and then I eat the other one. Om nom nom.

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
Mhm

Are you cocky?
Not even slightly.

Could you live without a computer?
Probably not.

Do you wear your shoes in the house?
That’s a no. I hate shoes. They come off the second I walk in the door.

Who or what sleeps with you?
Bonnie!

At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real?
Santa isn’t real??? 

How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
There are 3 house phones and 3 cell phones.

What do you do when you’re sad?
I text James and he sends me a happy face attack.

Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
Your mom. I have to pay her for her services.

Last time you saw your best friend?
Er. Which one??

Are you in high school?
No.

What jewelry are you wearing?
The anklet and bracelets that I don’t take off cuz they’re the friendship bracelet style.  And a bunch of earrings. And my dragon claw necklace.

Is anyone on your bad side now?
Work work work work

What’s the first thing you do when you get online?
Facebook, Twitter, Xanga.

Do you watch Grey’s Anatomy?
No. House fan alllllll the way.

How do most people spell your name?
It’s pretty simple. J-e-s-s-i.  Although I’ve seen people add an “e” at the end or spell it with a “y” for some reason.

Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
Sure.

Where do you work?
Hell.

What are you doing tomorrow?
Seeing Ali!

Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
No, I really don’t think so.

Favorite name for a girl?
Sabrina

Favorite name for a boy?
Adrian.

Will you keep your last name when you get married?
No, I’ll take my husband’s.

When was the last time you left your house?
6:40 am.

Do you return your cart?
Mhm.

Do you have a dishwasher?
No.

What noise do you hear?
I hear music in my hear. “Stay Together For The Kids” by Blink 182.

Would you survive in prison?
Nope

Who is the youngest in your family?
Angela.

If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack?
Liz.

Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Like 43,234

What’s the last thing you purchased?
New dice!!!

Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
No, she’s broke.

What brand are your pants right now?
I have no idea.

Ever been to Georgia (the state)?
No.

What irritates you most on the internet?
I ono.

What brand is your digital camera?
Samsung

Do you watch movies with your parents?
Sometimes.

What song best describes your life right now?
Hmm.  I haven’t decided on one right now.

Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
Nope.

Are you taking college classes right now?
Next week, yes.

Do you like sushi?
Noes.

Do you get your hair cut every month?
No!! o.o! I’m growing it! I miss my long hair!

Do you go online everyday?
Yus.

Will you pass this survey on to 5 people?
Yep.

Cooling Pizza

I would have liked to have blogged recently.  However, there was an incident involving coffee and the keyboard on my laptop as well as the wireless one. And, well, you can guess the rest.

I did have a buddy of mine look over my poor lappy. The keyboard needs to be replaced.  In the meantime, he let me borrow this nifty USB keyboard.
Huzzah.

My dad and I are left to fare on our own this week as my mom and sister are in Michigan.  It’s kind of like a vacation from them yelling at each other.  It’s so quiet around here right now.
Anyway, we are having ourselves a delicious pizza topped with pepperoni, sausage, hamburger, and ham. I could do without the sausage but the rest sounds fantastic. 
I can’t wait to eat it, but it’s cooling right now.  So how about a survey to kill time?

Do you love the last person you kissed?
Yes, I do.

Who was the last person you kissed on the lips?
James.

What’s your real name?
Jessica

Is it easy to make you cry?
Relatively.

Have you ever been cheated on?
As far as I know, no.

Do you wish at 11:11?
I do.

How’s June going for you so far?
Er. June passed. But June was pretty nifty.

Do you like your life?
Yeah.

What is your relationship status?
Taken ♥

If you’re in a relationship, who with?
James.

Do you hate anyone?
Yep.

Does anyone hate you?
Probably.

What is your biggest regret?
It’s related to the last two answers.

Do you miss anyone from your past?
Mhm.

Did you kiss someone at midnight on new years eve?
No.

Ever been in love?
Yep.

Would it hurt you to see the person you last kissed, kissing someone else?
Absolutely.

How many times have you cried this week?
None?

Do you cry yourself to sleep at night?
Nooo… ?

Who are you messaging right now?
No one right now.

Who was the last person to inbox you on facebook?
Gorz, I think.

Who was the last person to break your heart?
Mehhh..

Last question: Are you listening to any music ? If so, what song ?
Panic Prone by Chevelle.

Yep. That’ll do it.  I’m gonna go nom nom nom on that pizza now.
♥Jessi Michelle

Have You Ever…

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
Yes

2. Slept in a different bed?
Mhm.

3. Made out in a movie theatre?
No.

4. made out with 2 different people in one night?
No.

5. Thought your cousin was hot?
No.

6. Been in love?
Yes.

7. Slept past noon?
Yes.

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
Yes.

9. Gone over the speed limit?
Who hasn’t?

10. Painted your room?
No.

11. Drove a car?
Yes.

12. Danced in front of your mirror?
Yeah

13. Gotten a hickey?
Yup.

14. Been dumped?
Yep.

15. Stole money from a friend?
No.

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
…. I don’t think so? Well, maybe.

17. Been in a fist fight?
Sparring.

18. Snuck out of your house?
No.

19. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
Yep.

20. Been arrested?
Nope.

21. Made out with a stranger?
I guess you could say that.

22. Left your house with out telling your parents?
Mhm.

23. Had a crush on your neighbor?
No.

24. Ditched school to do something more fun?
Ditched class, yes.

25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex?
Yes and yes.

26. Seen someone die?
No, not in front of me.

27. Been on a plane?
Yes.

28. Kissed a picture?
I wanna say no, but I’m sure I’ve kissed a poster of the Backstreet Boys or something as a kid.

29. Slept in the opposite sex’s bed?
Mhm.

30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Mhm ♥

31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Not recently.

32. Made a snow angel?
Yes.

33. Played dress up?
All the time ^_^

34. Cheated while playing a game?
Can’t say I have.

35. Been lonely?
Yep.

36. Fallen asleep at work/school
School yes.

37. Been to a club?
Mhm.

38. Felt an earthquake?
That would be a no.

39. Touched a snake?
Yeah

40. Ran a red light?
No.

41. Been suspended from school?
Nope.

42. Had detention..
Yes.

43. Been in a car?
Yes.

44. Hated the way you look?
Absolutely.

45. Witnessed a crime?
No.

46. Been lost?
Sure.

47. Been to the opposite side of the country?
Yeah

48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?
Who hasn’t? Seriously.

49. Cried yourself to sleep?
Mhm.

50. Sang karaoke?
Yeah

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
Yup.

52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
No.

53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yes.

54. Kissed in the rain?
Yes ♥

55. Sung in the shower?
Frequently.

56. Had a dream that you married someone?
I think so?

57. Played getting married?
No ?

58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
Haha no.

59. Ever gone to school partially nude?
No

60. Been a blind date?
No

61. Sat on a roof top?
No

62. Didn’t take a shower for a week?
Had to once. Shower was broken.

63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Mhm.

64. Played chicken?
No.

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
No.

66. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?
Yes.

67. Broken a bone?
Nope

68. Been easily amused?
Story of my life.

69. Laugh so hard you cry?
Yes.

70. Cheated on a test?
Nope but I’ve cheated on homework.

71. Forgotten someone’s name?
Probably

72. Blacked out from drinking?
Mhm

73. Played a prank on someone?
Probably

74. Gone to a late night movie?
Yus.

75. Made love to anything not human?
Um no.

76. Failed a class?
Mhm.

77. Choked on something you’re not supposed to eat?
Noo?

78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
No.

79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Never.

80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
Yup.

81. Thrown strange objects?
Probably.

82. Felt like someone else?
I don’t think so.

83. Thought about running away?
Yes.

84. Ran away?
No.

85. Had detention and not attend it?
No.

86. Made parents cry?
Yeah… not proud of that one.

87. Cried over someone?
Oh yeah

88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
Yup.

89. Dated someone more than once?
I don’t think you could have called it dating.

90. Have a dog?
Yus

91. Own an instrument?
Yes. Guitar.

92. Been in a band?
No.

93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
No!

94. Broken a cd?
Blasphemy.

95. Shot a gun?
No

96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
My… space?

97. Fell asleep at the computer?
Yes.

98. Have a major crush on someone right now?
Sure

99. Have a religion?
Mhm.

100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?
Yeah.